Tuesday, August 31, 2010
♥ Random conversation
I was on bus when my guy friend board and sat beside me. We started talking about some blogger who had plastic surgery.
HE: Why? You want to get plastic surgery is it?
ME: No lah. Crazy!
HE: But you sound so interested!
ME: Hmm, yeah. I want to get bigger boobs. (joking)
HE: (TURNS AROUND AND STARE AT MY BOOBS.)You don't have meh?
ME: WTF. OMG. STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS LAH. WLAO.
(Immediately flinched and was utterly disgusted.)
HE: Hehe, really don't have.
ME: Fuck you.
HE: Okay lah, very big.
ME: WTF WTF WTF?!?! OMG GROSS.
- 5 second of silence -
ME: I'm going to pretend I never heard your comment and let's forget we ever have this conversation.
HE: Why? You want to get plastic surgery is it?
ME: No lah. Crazy!
HE: But you sound so interested!
ME: Hmm, yeah. I want to get bigger boobs. (joking)
HE: (TURNS AROUND AND STARE AT MY BOOBS.)You don't have meh?
ME: WTF. OMG. STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS LAH. WLAO.
(Immediately flinched and was utterly disgusted.)
HE: Hehe, really don't have.
ME: Fuck you.
HE: Okay lah, very big.
ME: WTF WTF WTF?!?! OMG GROSS.
- 5 second of silence -
ME: I'm going to pretend I never heard your comment and let's forget we ever have this conversation.
... I feel so violated.
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