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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

♥ Random conversation

I was on bus when my guy friend board and sat beside me. We started talking about some blogger who had plastic surgery.

HE: Why? You want to get plastic surgery is it?

ME: No lah. Crazy!

HE: But you sound so interested!

ME: Hmm, yeah. I want to get bigger boobs. (joking)

HE: (TURNS AROUND AND STARE AT MY BOOBS.)You don't have meh?

ME: WTF. OMG. STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS LAH. WLAO.
        (Immediately flinched and was utterly disgusted.)

HE: Hehe, really don't have.

ME: Fuck you.

HE: Okay lah, very big.

ME: WTF WTF WTF?!?! OMG GROSS.

- 5 second of silence -

ME: I'm going to pretend I never heard your comment and let's forget we ever have this conversation.

... I feel so violated. 
T___________________T

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10:41 PM

Friday, August 27, 2010

♥ Intimate Closet.


Buying lingerie makes me all happy.

On a random note, I posted this in my tweet and guess what my friend replied.


WTF. =_________________=!

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7:34 PM

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

♥ What a ride.

For the first time, I'm actually blogging during lesson. Yes, I'm typing this in lecture while my lecturer is busy acting cute and mind raping me. I just cannot stress enough how mentally traumatized and scarred I am after every lesson. Anyway, that is not the main point today.

 I have to proclaim today the official fuck my life day. First, there was a screw up with my group meeting timing which resulted in me blow drying my hair in record breaking 10 minutes and rushing after the bus. By the time I'm seated in the bus, I'm sweating like a pig and my newly washed hair is soaked with sweat. -___-

FML x 1

Less than 10 stops later, the bus BROKE DOWN. *palm face* Worse still, other than being late, I have to tolerate the bitching of some of the passengers. The stupidest complain I heard was "Aiyoh, if urgently rushing to save someone, die already loh." LIKE HELLO? IF you're URGENTLY rushing to save someone.. WHY THE HECK ARE YOU TAKING THE BUS? No need bus breakdown, the person also will die can. Tsk.

FML x 2

Now I'm the kind of girl that gets car sick when I'm on the bus so i usually go for the seat infront that have two seats facing each other. Since nobody really likes to sit facing the whole bus, I usually get away with stretching my legs and getting a more comfy position to doze off in. But sadly, when the second bus came, my favorite seat was taken so I have no choice but to settle for the empty seats behind.

I was disappointed but consoled myself that perhaps I can try taking up two seats instead of cramping my legs. As I was happily putting my bag on the seat beside me (basically taking up two seats so I wont get carsick lah), this guy came up to me and said, "Can I sit here?"

T________T

No choice loh, cannot say no right. So I "Sure" and proceed to sit up straight for the rest of the FREAKING HOUR JOURNEY. I seriously have no idea why on earth does he have to sit beside me when there's SO MANY EMPTY SEATS AROUND LAH. tsk. In the end I felt so sick I actually contemplated alighting and hailing a cab instead.

Its a good thing I didn't have breakfast, else I swear I would have puked all over him.

FML x 3

When I thought things couldn't get any worse, two china guys board the bus and proceed to stand at the front of the bus and bug the bus driver with questions after question. Which also means that the driver can't concentrate on driving and had to stop at a bus stop to deal with them while the rest of us silently curse and swear. -____-

FML x 4

Oh and the weirdest thing happened. I was feeling really sick so I asked the guy beside me how long more it takes to reach school (since he's from NP. I know cause I saw his EZ link). He replied and started talking to me. Before I know it, when I alight at my stop, I know that he's from hong kong, he has a older sister, he's 24 years old, he has been in singapore for 6 years and where he usually board the bus.

And yet.. Till now, I dont know his name. lol! The irony.

I don't know, just how strange is it to end up talking to the stranger beside you in the bus. :D

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5:35 PM

Sunday, August 22, 2010

♥ This is gan funny!

I got this in an email and I thought its freaking hilarious.


GAN FUNNY RIGHT?!
HAHAHAHAHA!

At first I was like ok quite funny. But when I take a closer look at who is responding, I literally LOL-ED. Especially the asteroid part! The dinosaurs are all NOOOOO than the earth went FML. AND THE GOD PART TOO!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Funny like shit.

OH OH. I found somemore!! This time about pokemon one.


Can we stop stealing pikachu? That thing is fucking useless! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. And they keep bullying magikarp! LOL!!! *wipes tears from laughing too hard*

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Friday, August 20, 2010

♥ I hate KIDS.

Disclaimer: If you adore kids and simply could not apprehend nor accept that others view them as mini demons from hell, please do not read on cause its highly possible you'll be offended and potentially burst an artery or something.

I was happily eating my lunch at home the other day when my mum sashay in and asked me how many kids I plan to have.

I almost choked to death.

After 5 minutes of coughing and hand signaling my mum to call the ambulance, I turned around and stared at her in horror. "Kids? K-I-D-S? The short form for demons and everything worse?!" As expected from my mum, she rolled her eyes and says I'm over reacting and when I have my own kids (oh the horror), I will have a totally different perspective.

Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Look, when I see a kid, I have this sudden urge to strangle them or just tape their mouth shut. If I had a kid, my motherhood wouldn't last more than 10 minutes. Oh wait, maybe it'll last a bit longer.

Cause I'm okay with babies or toddlers who can't really talk, you know less than 1 year old types? Yeah, THAT I can handle. At least they only cry when they want food, or they pee or they crap. Anything older, they throw tantrums, they whine, they pms worse than myself.

I remember going shopping with my friend and there's this boy who's whining and stomping his foot and basically being a terror just so his parents will give in and buy him toys. I looked at him in disgust and was halfway through imagining the thousand of ways I'm gonna kick his ass if I'm the mum when my friend went, "Ohhhh look at how cute that kid is!".

What?! ARE YOU BLIND?!

This miserable mucus filled brat is SCREAMING his head off and is doing such a lousy job at pretending to cry he makes my dog look like an Oscar winner, and you think ITS CUTE?!

"My ears are bleeding and I feel like stabbing that kid and you tell me its cute?"
"Oh come on. Just look at him."
"I AM looking at him. And all I see is a nightmare."
"Its not that bad what. Look at those big eyes.. cute!!"
"All kids have big eyes."
".. what about those chubby cheeks!"
"That's just because he's fat."

She gave me a wtf face and continue gushing about how cute that monster is. Come to think of it, the mum was still being all nice and gentle saying "Boy, good boy. Come stand up. Come good boy, mummy buy you your favorite meat pie ok?" while the monster completely ignored her.

What the hell is this?!

HIT THE GOD DAMN KID LAH. Buy meat pie some more, my mum would have turned me into meat pie if I'm like that loh. Seriously cannot tahan. You know whats worse?

If you want to be a pain in the ass, fine. You want to whine and drool all over, fine. At least make sure you look cute right? Some kids honestly have a face that's... ... just not cute lah. Than still whine and throw shoe throw tantrum throw food all over. Bloody hell, make me feel like throwing them into the lion's den loh.

Oh and the funny thing is that, when I let others know of my hatred extreme dislike of kids, they always go "But you're once a kid yourself what." Like HELLO? That is a totally irrelevant argument loh.

Just because you used to be something, doesn't mean you have to like that thing what. So if you're once a gangster, are you supposed to love and adore every single gangster in the world? Or if you are once a drug addict, are you supposed to like every single drug addict in the world?

NO RIGHT? Than why just because I used to be a kid, I must like every kid in world? Make no sense to me.

P.S Content of this post is written in good fun. I don't really wish death on the monsters innocent wtfican'tdothisDIEYOUDAMMIT kids. I just wish they would shut up and sit still or just not appear infront of me all together. Peace. :)

P.S.S When I refer to "others" I'm not referring to anyone in specific hor. Just that ALOT of people give me this argument... so yeah.

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1:54 AM

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

♥ Food post.



Food makes me a very happy girl. (:

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

♥ Jewellerytales

Advertorial

Look what came in the mail!


Four pairs of gorgeous earrings from Jewellerytales! (:

Of course, being the super vainpot, I immediately went into camwhoring mode. Come, let me show you.







This pair is called Paris E’ver Earring. It is super cute I tell you, when the shopblog owner (super sweet lady btw) emailed me the pictures to choose which designs I want, I immediately selected these mini eiffel tower earrings.

Cannot resist. T________T



Next, a simple star design called Super Stars Earring. To tell you the truth, initially I wasn't really expecting much out of this earrings. But when I tried it on, I realized how beautiful it looked! Its pretty enough to be noticeable yet subtle enough to not be too over dramatic. See, sometimes simple things are the prettiest. (:

And like you can see, I got a few piercings on my ear and I really liked how it compliments my other studs!




Another adorable pair called Fairy Wings Earring. Just look at those pretty wings, how can you resist? And if you don't like gold, you can opt for sliver too!

But I think my earlobe too fat so it doesn't really look good on me. ): Or maybe sliver earrings suit me better! What you think?






Last pair! This one is called Modorina Earring. So cute right the mouth! HAHAHA.

Finally, I got excuse to pout already. :X The bright red lips really brings out the 'fun' side of you and showcase your bubbly personality! I have to admit, my earring collection is mostly made out of sliver or gold. So its nice to finally add some colors to my accessories for days when I'm feeling extra cheery!

What I like about this blogshop is that the earrings is of good quality, at least to me. No, and i'm not saying this just cause they gave me the items. The reason I say this is because the metal backing and in fact the earring itself is very sturdy. It doesn't bend easily and most importantly you don't have to worry about the backing dropping off because it's not glued onto the earring.

So which pair of earrings do you guys think is the best? I personally LOVE the first one!

Nah, don't say I got good things never share okay. Here's a secret, all this earrings are sold at a super cheap price!!

How cheap? All the earrings featured here is LESS THAN 2 BUCKS. And currently there is a sale going on, ending 20 aug! LESS THAN 2 BUCKS ALREADY STILL GOT SALE LOH.

Oh and did I mention that orders above 5 bucks gets free shipping? INSANE!! Somemore they don't just sell earrings hor. Got bags, necklaces, etc etc.

GO JEWELLERYTALES AND BUY NAO LAH. NO NEED WAIT ALREADY.

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3:15 AM

Monday, August 9, 2010

♥ Girls night out!

Nah! I'm blogging at 11:33pm so no matter what time I finished and hit the post button, I blogged on monday. Just like I promised in my last post. Seriously though, I don't know why I feel so damn guilty and stress myself out when I don't blog often enough, not like anyone is dying to read anyway.

o_________o

If I didn't have my stats counter, I would have thought I'm blogging to myself. COMMENT MORE PLS. :p

Anyohhow, I've finally satisfied my sweet tooth at sticky!



I was initially worried that I would have trouble looking for this store cause the only info I have is that it's in the basement of the central. But the moment I went down the escalator, my worry just vanished. Cause I SMELL CANDY!


*drools* I literally stood there for 5 minutes cause 1) the shelf is pink. PINK! I want those shelves in my room. NAO. 2) there's so much candy! And in such cute jars too!



The staffs there hard at work.

I think the candies keep running out cause there's so many people buying! Or just crowding around the store cause all the candies are hand made and you can see how they're done right in front of you. Whooo.



CANDIES.
*hyperventilate*

I bought disco rock which is apple grape flavored and I kinda regretted a little. D: Cause they refilled the sampling jar right after I made my payment but I tried a few sample anyway and I LOVE the apple flavored one!!!

Some more its cheaper. ):

Sniff. Moving on.

One by one the girls arrived and we went hunting for dinner! The initial plan was ramen but we didn't know which one to go too so Hazel suggested the one she frequented but its too packed and had a super long Queue. So after going back and forth for the hundredth time, we decided on.. erm. Wait, let me check.

It's called Ma Maison.

(I had to google it to find out. T__________T!)

The interior of the restaurant is pretty romantic and cool. Infact, I kind of like it. It has this cosy, lets-all-sit-very-close-together sort of feeling. I approved.


Pardon the creepy blurred woman at the back. I ensure you its just my camera and not a supernatural encounter.


Infact, it was so nice we were saying, "Eh, down here so romantic hor. So why is it I'm eating here with you girls ah?"

T______T" Like that one. tsk.

While waiting for the food, we camwhore loh.



Here's beautiful Brendy and Hazel. Hazel have dimples loh! I also want. ):



Me with Qian Ning - my number one MD (monopoly deal) kaki!

I realize they all got very nice smile. ):



I DONT HAVE. So I pout loh. Sighs.


Plus over photo shop myself with effects. lols!

TIME FOR FOOD!


Hazel favorite squid ink pasta. Brendy and I was abit apprehensive about how something that looks so black can taste nice but hazel insisted we tried. So I reluctantly tried.. one strand.

Hahahaha, I swore Hazel looked like she's gonna jump out of her seat and force a spoonful down my throat when she saw me carefully select that one strand of pasta!

But I got to say, its not as bad as I thought. Actually, it smells very nice and taste not bad. Hehe.



Brendy ordered her favorite curry rice. I know its her favorite because when she was describing how the curry taste like, her eyes literally lit up. lol! I wasn't a big fan of japanese curry so I didn't order it.

AND I REGRETTED IT MAX.

ITS DAMNNNNN NICE!!! And it's cheap tooo! Argh. Second regret of the day. ):

Instead, I order this.



It's some pork cutlet set thing. Taste good also lah. How can anything fried not taste good you tell me?


I mean, just look at that juicy piece of fried heavenly goodness.


It even came with its own set of sauces. There's a special sauce (which we concluded is just BBQ sauce) for the pork, sauce for the salad (which is yummy yet hard to describe) and mineral salt.

Not normal salt ok, got mineral one hor.

So while I sprinkle plenty of salt and kill my kidney, I kept convincing myself that its not so bad cause I'm getting more minerals. o_____________o Fine lah, I like my food salty. pfft.

After eating all that, my set even came with a desert. Black sesame ice cream.

I'm not a adventurous eater so I give it up to Hazel.. who gladly accepted it. She claims its the best ice cream in the world. -.-"

If you're wondering why qian ning isn't eating anything, its really because she shared the pasta and another pork culet set with Hazel. lol!

Okay, now's the gross part.

As I was getting ready to dig into my pork cutlet, I noticed something rather odd about my salad. So I poke around it a little with my chopstick and...

...I FOUND A PIECE OF TISSUE IN IT.

We notified the staff and they changed a new set for me. No apology no nothing. Just that they had changed another set. PFFT. So for the rest of the meal, my imagination kept running wild wondering where did that tissue came from.

I'm gonna pray very hard it's just tissue they put under the veggies to drain them of water and not some flu staff.. ARGH. Ok moving on.

Ok, so you'll think that after eating so much, we should be feeling sooo full we couldn't move right?

Well, you're half right. We're really bloated by now but that didn't stop us from going down to TCC for drinks. Sigh, at this rate my 4 kgs is going to come back very soon loh.


But nevermind lah. Once in a while. *guilty*

Hehe, finally got to have my chocolate of wealth! But I don't like it here. I prefer the outlet at dhoby ghaut. The one served here is so bitter and full of coffee but the one at dhoby ghaut is more milky and chocolaty. YUMS.


Qian ning ordered some coffee thing. So interesting her drink, cause those dark things you see is coffee jelly! COOL.


And what else can we do? MONOPOLY DEAL!

haha, we're truly addicts. But less than 2 minutes of playing, the staffs informed us that card games are not allowed. Tsk. Kill joy. So in the end, we spent the night sitting somewhere on the floor along clarke quay, playing cards and chatting.

It was fun. (:

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11:32 PM

Saturday, August 7, 2010

♥ Many things to do

OMFG. I got so many things to do!

Seriously, when I'm free, really super free. Nothing to do, nothing to rush, no one to meet, no friends to ha-.. ehem. I mean erm... aiyah just very free lah. But once something come, everything also come! Suddenly need to rush 3 projects, do survey, do analysis, do advertorial, sleep, shit, eat, etc.

Ok dont really make sense. btw is it weird that shit comes before eating?

*COUGH* ok moving on. What i want to say is, I am SO busy. But there's lots of stuff coming out tomolo (or monday lah. Don't later tomolo no post I kana shoot.) so wait for me ok! Love you all very strong.

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8:37 PM

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

♥ Iphone apps.

Sorry it took me so many days to post. I was hooked to my iphone apps. *gulity*

Which comes to think of it, I find that Iphone is rather stupid. Okay, the apps or games are meant for you to play when you're on the train, etc and feeling bored right? But the thing is, I don't even dare to play the games while I'm out because the battery life is so ridiculously short!

In the end, the only time I'm playing the games is when I'm home and the charger is available within reach. Kind of defeats the main purpose of having games app on your mobile phone doesn't it?

Sighs.

On the to happier things. Despite my hatred to the obscenely short battery life, I am so in love with my apps!

Here's a few I really like:

1) Bulid- a-lot





For every stage, you have various objectives like get 500,000 dollars in cash or bulid 7 houses, etc. Than you have to earn rent, buy and sell houses, train workers, bulid houses, etc.

It's abit like diner dash except now you deal with houses and there's no customer. Ok, don't sound like diner dash but you know what I mean lah. But before you download this app, I must warn you. THIS IS MAD ADDICTIVE.

I completed the whole game and I was DYING for more. It cost 99cents but when I downloaded it, ITS FREE. MWAHAHHAHA. But if you no money can try the lite version loh.

2) Ancient Warfare





The aim of the game is to destroy the tolem at the other side at your enemy base. So you need to dispatch various types of warriors to fight and defend your own tolem. The warriors looks so cute loh.

Some more got dinosaur, birds, etc etc. And with every war you win, you get points and you can upgrade your army. But sometimes I get so pissed off when I lose. So erm.. not for the short tempered.

What? Have to warn first lah, later you get angry than smash your phone come blame me how?

I'm not sure if it cost money now, but when I download it, it was the free app for the day. heheheh.

3) Farm frenzy





Another time management game, OK LAH. I'm a sucker for time management games. Bite me. o____________o

This time you buy animals, sell them, make flour, cotton, etc and you must meet the objectives for every round. Than sometimes there's pandas and bears which drop randomly from the sky and will attempt to kick all your animals away. So you have to cage them and sell them off.

So cruel one. But when they appear, it's super noisy and annoying. So they deserve it.

Ok that's the top 3 apps I'm hooked to nowadays. What apps you all playing? SHARE PLS.

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